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Jitna tum mujhe karti ho

GIRL: I LOVE U. 
BOY: Me too. 
GIRL: kitna karte ho. 
BOY:  Jitna tum mujhe karti ho.
GIRL:  KAMINE, Kutte main sochti thi ki tum sachha pyar karte ho..

My Teacher par 10 lines

Teacher ne students se  'MY TEACHER' par 10 lines likhne ko kaha
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Thodi der bad Dhiru ne uthkar pucha:
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Madam, 'MAST CHHAMIYA' ko english me kya kehte hai :D

Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yaara

Chuhi ne hathi se kaha I Love U
Hathi ne pucha tum ne mujhme kya dekha?
Chuhi ne GANESH G Ki photo nikali aur boli Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai yara main kya kroon.

Tujhe swiming aati hai

Bush- Tujhe swiming aati hai?
Lalu- No
Bush- Tere se to Kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai
Lalu- Tuje aati hai?
Bush- Ya
Lalu- Fir tere or Kute me kya fark hai

Khaali katori me roti dubo kar

Santa: hotel me khaali katori me roti dubo kar kha rha tha.
Waiter: ye kaise khaa rahe ho?
Santa: SHUT UP main Maths teacher hun.
DAAL maine SUPPOSE ki hui hai. :P