Wife Main Everest pe chadhun to
Wife : Agar Main Mountain Everest Pe Chadhun To Aap Mujhe Kya Doge ?
Husband : Pagli, Isme Pucchne Wali Kya Baat Hai..
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"DHAKKAA ! "
Wife : Agar Main Mountain Everest Pe Chadhun To Aap Mujhe Kya Doge ?
Husband : Pagli, Isme Pucchne Wali Kya Baat Hai..
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"DHAKKAA ! "
1 Aurat ne ishara kar ke tez a rahi bus ko roka
Driver: kaha jana hai ?
Aurat:Jana to kahi nahi,
Bacha ro raha hai Zara bus ka pon pon baja do.:-D:-P
Santa in Interview-
Boss:Tumara janam kahan hua tha
Santa:Tiruvanantpuram mein
Boss:Speling batao
Santa:Mazak kar raha tha, Goa mein hua tha!
GIRL: I LOVE U.
BOY: Me too.
GIRL: kitna karte ho.
BOY: Jitna tum mujhe karti ho.
GIRL: KAMINE, Kutte main sochti thi ki tum sachha pyar karte ho..
Teacher ne students se 'MY TEACHER' par 10 lines likhne ko kaha
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Thodi der bad Dhiru ne uthkar pucha:
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Madam, 'MAST CHHAMIYA' ko english me kya kehte hai :D