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Wife Main Everest pe chadhun to

Wife : Agar Main Mountain Everest Pe Chadhun To Aap Mujhe Kya Doge ?

Husband : Pagli, Isme Pucchne Wali Kya Baat Hai..
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"DHAKKAA ! "

Aurat ne ishara kar ke bus ko roka

1 Aurat ne ishara kar ke tez a rahi bus ko roka
Driver: kaha jana hai ?
Aurat:Jana to kahi nahi,
Bacha ro raha hai Zara bus ka pon pon baja do.:-D:-P

Tumara janam kahan hua tha

Santa in Interview-
Boss:Tumara janam kahan hua tha
Santa:Tiruvanantpuram mein
Boss:Speling batao
Santa:Mazak kar raha tha, Goa mein hua tha!

Jitna tum mujhe karti ho

GIRL: I LOVE U. 
BOY: Me too. 
GIRL: kitna karte ho. 
BOY:  Jitna tum mujhe karti ho.
GIRL:  KAMINE, Kutte main sochti thi ki tum sachha pyar karte ho..

My Teacher par 10 lines

Teacher ne students se  'MY TEACHER' par 10 lines likhne ko kaha
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Thodi der bad Dhiru ne uthkar pucha:
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Madam, 'MAST CHHAMIYA' ko english me kya kehte hai :D


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