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Confession by a Girl & Amazing Reply

Wonderful #Confession by a Girl in Church &
Amazing reply she got

She: I m in love with a boy
who is far away from me
I m in india and he lives in uk..
We met on marriage website
Became friends on #Facebook
Had long chats on #WhatsApp
Proposed each other on #Skype
N now 2 months of relationship through #Viber..
I need UR blessings and good wish oh god..

Guy besides her said:
Now get married on #Twitter
Have fun on #Tango
Buy your kids from #ebay
Send them through #GMail
And if U R fed up with ur husband or kids
to unko #OLX pe bech daal
kyunki OLX pe sab vikta hai lol :D :P

Serious Conversation with Funny Answer

Serious Conversation with
Funny Answers:
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1. Principal: Are You Chewing Gum..?
Student: No, I'm Human Being..!
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2. Wife: We Are Having Mother
For Dinner Tonight.
Husband: But Darling,
I'm Vegetarian..!! How Can I Eat Her..??
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3. Will These Stairs Take Me
To The 2nd Floor..?
No, You'll Have To Walk As Well..!!!
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4. Girl: I Have Changed My Mind..!!
Boy: Thank God, But DoesThe
New One Work..!!! :D :P

Call Sumary Analysis of Boys and Girls

Call Sumary Analysis:
Boy to Boy=00:00:59
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Boy to Mom=00:10:30
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Boy to Dad=00:02:36
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Boy to Girl=01:15:01
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Girl to Girl=00:29:59
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Girl to boy=00:00:05... .;-)) :p

If I was an ‪Artist

If I was An ‪#‎Artist‬,
You Would Be My Picture! <3
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If I was A ‪#‎Poet‬,
You Would Be My Inspiration! :)
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If I was An ‪#‎Author‬
You Would Be My Story!
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But I'm Only A Cartoonist! ;) lol xD :P

I heard You Failed in English

Boy: I heard U Failed in English?
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Girl: Who TELLED you.?
It is unpossible... o_O
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I sawed d result yesterday...
I Passed Away..... :D :P (y)


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