Injection room ke baahar notice board -
Koi mar nahi jata injection lagwane se Galib...
Bass,
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uthne-baithne ke
andaaz badal jaate hain...!! :P :D

#Wife ko Pyar Se #Gulaab Maarne Par
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#English Speaking wife:
You are really very Naughty, Sweetheart! <2
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#Urdu Speaking Wife:
Na Karo na, Jaanu! ;)
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#Punjabi Speaking Wife:
Banda Ban Ja, Kanjra !!! :P 3:)

Awesum fact...
Colleges and School ko log
"#SWARG" bolte hein....
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Hmmm....
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tabhi to bujurg log kehte hain ke
"Jodiya SWARG mein banti hain" :D

Har bande ko kahin na kahin jaana hota hai
lakho mehlon mein bhi ek viraana hota hai
hazaaro yaar dekhe maineZindagi mein
lekin sabse acha purana yaarana hota hai

Haath churakar jab vo jaane lage
unke saath guzaare har lamhe yaad aane lage
palt kar dekha jab usne
to hum bhegi palko se muskurane lage :'(