Wife: Khana kha liya?
Husband: Khana kha liya?
Wife: Batao na.
Husband: Batao na.
Wife: Meri naqal?
Husband: Meri naqal?
Wife: "I Love U"
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Husband: Haan, khana kha liya.. :P :D

Apni Bebasi Par Aaj Rona Sa Aaya
Doosron Ko Nahi Maine Apno Ko Azmaaya
Har Dost Ki Tanhaayi Door Ki
Lekin Khud Ko Har Mod Par Tanha Hi Paya!

Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li,
Loan nahi chuka paya to
bank wale car utha kar le gaye,
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Udas Santa-
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pehle pata hota to
shadi bhi loan leke karta :P :D

Aaja Abhi Sardi Ka Mausam Nahi Gujra
Pahado Par Abhi Bhi Baraf Jami Hai
Sab Kuch To Hai Mere Paas
Sirf Ek Teri Kami Hai.... Happy Winter.....

5'6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light ho,
Umar mein difference slight ho,
Thodi quiet ho, sadak pe sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bheed mein sab kahe side ho,
Saas ki seva jiski khwahish ho,
Padosi baat kare to Haath mein knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Hey prabhu teri bhakti uski life ho,
Agar Aisi Apni Wife ho
to kya Haseen Life ho...... :P