Pyar Sabhi Ko Jeena Sikha Deta Hai
Wafa Ke Naam Pe Marna Sikha Deta Hai

#Pyar Nahi Kiya To Karke Dekho <3
Zalim Har #Dard Sehna Sikha Deta Hai...

Ik banda apni car mein Delhi jaata hai
Us ko jaane mein ik din lagta hai &
wapis aane mein 4 din lagte hain
Uski maa puchti hai "beta tumhe jaate waqt 1 din lga or vapis aate waqt 4 din kyu lage?
Beta: Iss mein mera koi kasoor nahi hai,
ye to car main agge jaane ke liye 4 geAr hain
or reverse gear 1 hi hai..  haha :D

#Pappu Ki #GirlFriend Ne
Usko Dikhane Ke Liye Date Pe
Short Kapde Pehne Aur Puchha.
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GF: Main Young Lag Rahi Hun Na?
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Pappu (Muskurate Hue):
Arey Pagli Ye Bhi Utaar De,
Bilkul New Born Baby Lagegi.... haha :P

Ek Tooti Huyi #Zanjeer Ki Fariyaad Hoon Main,

Aur Duniya Samajhti Hai Ke #Aazaad Hoon Main

Iss #Ishq Ne HamKo Diya Hi Kya Hai ?

Kal Bhi Barbaad Tha Aur Aaaj Bhi Barbaad Hoon Main!!! :(

Itni Toot Gayi Hun Ke
Chhooney Se Bikhar Jaungi...
Ab Agar Aur Dua Doge To Mar Jaungi...

Pooch Ke Mera Pata
#Waqt Zaya Na Karo
Main To #Musafir Hoon
Naa Jaane Kis Taraf Jaungi...