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Pani boil karne se kitanu mar jate hain

Science kehta hai ki,
Pani boil karne se kitanu mar jate hain
.
par science ko ye nahi pata ki
kitanuo ke marne ke baad
unki ''Dead bodies'' to  pani mein hi reh jati hain o_O
.
Kasam bachpan se genius hu..
Lekin kabhi ghamand nahi kiya.. :P :D

Tamanna Na Kabhi Adhuri Ho

Tamanna Na Kabhi Adhuri Ho.
Jo Rahe Man Mein Wo Sabhi Puri Ho.
Kya Mangu Aur Upar Wale Se.
Mile Tumko Wo Sari KHUSHIYA
Jo Tumhare Liye Zaruri Ho....

Hamari kismat to sitaron jaisi hai

Aap to chand ho,
jise sab yaad karte hain,
hamari kismat to sitaron jaisi hai,
Yaad karna to door,
log apni khwahish ke liye bhi;
Hamare tootne ka intezar karte hain!!!!

Yaar tum WhatsApp par aayo

Ek Ladka apni #GirlFriend se #Facebook par chating kar rha tha.
Boy : hii... Kaisi ho..
Girl : fine

Boy : Yaar aisa karo tum #WhatsApp par aayo.
Girl : Sorry yar !
aaj #Activa pe aa rahi hu kal Whats pe aa jayu gi.... :D :P

Usse Mohhabat si ho gayi hai

Uske Sath Rehte Rehte
Uski Chahat Si Ho Gayi Hai ♥
Usse Baat Karte Karte
Mujhe Uski Aadat Si Ho Gayi Hai ♥
Ek Pal Na Mile Toh Bechani Si Lagti Hai
Dosti Nibhate Nibhate
Usse Mohabbat Si Ho Gayi Hai... ♥ <3