Height of MISUNDERSTANDING..
Someone placed a bomb near a lady..
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Everyone started yelling:
"Aunty bomb hai"
"Aunty bomb hai"
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She smiled & said:"
Nahi Re Paglo, Ab Pehle jaisi baat kahaan.... :D

Ek ladka apni girlfriend ko le ke ghumne jaata hai.
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aur bahut tez barish ho jati hai
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Socho bahut tez barish me kya hua hoga..???
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Socho..
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Socho..
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Nahi pata...
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Ladki ka makeup utar jata hai..
& Ladka dar k bhaag jata hai... :D :P

Ham Roz Post Kyon Daalte Hain
Masti K liye ?
NO

Time Pass ?
Hum Ye Post Apne Desh Ke Liye Daalte Hai
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Kyon Ki
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PADHEGA INDIA TABHI TO BADHEGA INDIA!

Glass toote to kya awaz aati hai ??

Crush.. ?? No! .

Crish.. ?? No! .

Thish.. ?? Nahi yaar! . . . .
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MAA ki awaaz aati hai "TOD DE TOD DE, SAB TOD DE, kuch baki mat rakh janwar kahi ka..

Train mein lutero ne
ek ladki ke zevar loot liye...
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Log bole- shukar karo ki
izzat nahi looti...
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Ladki chillai: Tumhari maa ki
aankh saalo !!! >_<
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Izzat bech bech ke to
zevar liye the... :o