Apni girlfriend ki shadi mein ja ke ehsaas hua..
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Ki...
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khana accha ho to Mohababt bhi feeki
lagti hai..
(',')
<))->
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1 Plate aur de yaar maza aa gaya... :P ;)

Students Exams Life -

9am- Wake-up
10am- Breakfast
11am- Thinking to score 80%
12am- FB

1pm- Lunch
2pm- Thori neend le ke parhenge dimagh set hoga..
4pm- Games
5pm- Thinking to score 60%

6pm- Troubling friends "kuch parha?"
8pm- Searching books.
9pm- Dinner

10pm- Lo bhai light gayi.
11pm- Upar wale! Bas pass kara de...
12pm- Kal se pakka parhunga...

Har kisi ki ajeeb kahani hai
chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai
zakham nahi phir bhi Kyun dard ka ehsaas hai
lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aaj bhi kisi ke paas hai

Na main tumhe khona chahta hu
na teri yaad me rona chahta hu
jab tak zindagi hai main hamesa tumhare sath rahunga
bas yahi baat tumse kehna chahta hu

Boy n girl chatting on facebook...
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Girl- din bhar facebook
pe online rehta hai,,
chutiya hai kya ?
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Boy- tu hogi chutiya...
tera pura khandan chutiyaa..
aur fb tere baap ka hai kya..????
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Girl (after 3-4 minutes) -
i was asking about holidays o_O :D