Girl: Papa 1 Ladka baar baar ‘I Love U’ bolta hai,
kya karun?

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Father: Beta us se shadi kar le,
Zindagi mein agar dubara bol de to mera Naam badal dena :D

Santa library mein 3 Ghante tak
1 Book padhne ke baad bola
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SO BORING itne sare characters
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But no story.
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Librarian = Sir Ji,
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Wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.

Ek din main akela udaas nadi ke
kinare baith kar usme patthar pheink raha tha...
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Tabhi ek medhak nikla aur bola:
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Aaja paani ke andar
abhi teri udasi door kar deta hu
saale... kutte, kaminey
meri item ka sar phod diya :D

SINGHAM Effect

Dad: Result kya aaya?
Boy: Aai chya gavat, fail ho gaya.

Dad: Besharam! Nalayak..
Boy: Kuch bhi karne ka,
Mera ego hurt nahin karne ka!

Dad: Aaj se teri pocket moneybandh.
Boy: Meri jarooriyat kam he,
Isi liye meri zamir me dum he.

Dad: Get out.
Boy: Aata Maaji satakli re!

Dad: Mujhe ab papa mat kehna.
Boy: Ae Gotya.. Gotya.. Gotya

Meri Galtiyo Ko Wo Maaf Kar Deti Hai,

Bahut Gusse Me Hoti Hai To B Pyar Deti Hai,

Hotho Pe Uske Hmesha Dua Hoti Hai,

Aisi Sirf aur Sirf "MAA" Hoti Hai....