3rd class ka baccha apni Teacher se kehta hai
Main aapko kaisa lagta hun... ?
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Miss :- so sweet..
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Baccha :- To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap ke
ghar kab bheju.. ??
Miss: wo kyon.. ??
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Bacha: kyon ki wo hamari baat aage chalaye.. ;))
Miss: Ye kya bakwas hai.. :O :/
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Baccha:
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Tution padhane ke liye ..!!
miss aap bhi na kasam se TV dekh dekh ke kharab ho gayi hain.  :D :P

Cute dada giri
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child prayed god "plz give me a cycle"
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But he didn't got any cycle...
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next day he stole a ganesh statue
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wrote letter to lord shiva
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"agar bacha chahiye to
cycle lekar mandir aaja.." :P :D

Ek kanjoos ki biwi bimaar thi
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Light gyi to candle jala di.
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Aur bola
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Doctor lene jaa rha hu
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 Agar lage ki tum nhi bachogi
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To candle bujha dena :D

God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……
this is called as
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“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”

Marne Ke 3 Tarike..!!
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1) Roz cigret piyo 30 Saal Me Maroge,,
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2) Roz Drink karo 15 Saal Me Maroge,,
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3) Kisi Se Saccha Pyar Karo Jite Ji Mar jaoge,,,