Page - 761

bahut apne magar tu ek khaas hai

Koi gam nahi magar Dil udaas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai,
Kehne ko bahut apne magar tu ek khaas hai,
Zyaada emotional na hona upar sab bakwas hai…

Boy to God - Agar pass karde to

Boy 2 god - Hazaro ki kismat tere hath hai,
Agar pass karde to kya baat hai

God 2boy - Girlfriends thodi kamm patata to kya baat thi
Kitabein to saari tere paas thi..

Santa Jalebi Bech Raha Tha

Santa: Jalebi Bech Raha Tha Magar Keh Raha Tha
"Aalu Le Lo Aalu".

Banta Bola Yeh Jalebi hai.
Santa : Chup ho Ja Warna Makkhiyan Aa Jayengi.

CHINA Cricket Kyon Nhi Khelta

CHINA Cricket Kyon Nhi Khelta?
Kyonki TECHNICAL Problem Hae

Sab Players Ka Face Ek Jaisa Hota Hai
Jo Out Ho Gaya Wahi Muh Dhoke
Phir Se Aa Skta hai...

Samajh to tu gaya hoga

Pandit ka Tota roz 1 admi ko dekta or bolta,
'AUR GHADHE KAISA HAI'!

Us admi ne pandit se sikayat ki to pandit ne tote ko danta.
Agle din jb wo admi tote k karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola.
Thoda aage ja k us admi ne mud k dekha to tota haste hue bola.
''SAMAJH TO TU GAYA HOGA''


Notice: ob_end_clean(): Failed to delete buffer. No buffer to delete in /home/desi22/desistatus/category.php on line 374