Santa: Aisi Chiz Ka Naam Bta,

Jo Lal Hai aur Trin-Trin Karti Hai

Banta:Telephone

Santa: Galat

Banta: To kya?

Santa:Tamatar
Trin Trin To Confuse Karne K LiYe Tha. :D

Wife : Agar Main Mountain Everest Pe Chadhun To Aap Mujhe Kya Doge ?

Husband : Pagli, Isme Pucchne Wali Kya Baat Hai..
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"DHAKKAA ! "

Dil ke zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,

Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p

Jab kabhi raaton ko unki yaad me hote hain,
takiye ko ham sine se laga ke sote hain,
bewafa nikli hai wo ladki yaaro,
magar fir bhi ham ro ke apni palko ko bhigote hain.

Koi achhi si szaa do mujh ko,
Chalo aisa karo bhula do mujh ko,
Tum se bichroon to maut aa jaye,
Dil ki gehrayion se dua do mujh ko..