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Things that make Man Happy

Five things that make a Man Happy :)
1. Buy 1 get 1 free
2. Flat 50% off
3. Unlimited beer
4. Winning Cricket match
5. Wife not at Home 😀

Goyal Mallya Teams Up

If Goyal of Jet Airways teams up
with Mallya to set up a new airline,
it will be called GolMal Airlines 😀
And if Subrata Roy of Sahara joins them,
it will become Sub GolMal Airlines! 😂😂😂

Virgin as A Wife

Dont Look For A #Virgin As A Wife
Get A Woman With Good Manners.
Virginity Ends In One Nyt
But Good Manners Last Forever 😊

Don't be afraid

There is no #Wine
if grapes are not pressed.
No #Perfume
if flowers are not crushed.
So, don't be afraid
if there are pressures in your life
that will bring the best out of you!

Don't answer video calls

Most females don't answer
video calls after 9 PM...

Because their face is
restored to factory settings !!!