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To make your day meaningful one

As the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise
may God open the heavens to shower you
Lots of love and happiness
To make your day a meaningful one.
Good Morning!
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Jaanu tum change ho gayi ho

Pappu: "Jaanu ab tum change ho gayi ho..
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GF:"Wo kyun.. ??
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Pappu:"Ab main tumhe KISS karta hu to tum Eyes Close Nahi Karti..
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Munda pepsi le ke udas bethe si

ਮੁੰਡਾ Pepsi ਲੇਕੇ ਉਦਾਸ ਬੇਠਾ ਹੁੰਦਾ
ਦੋਸਤ Pepsi ਪੀਕੇ ਕੇ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ - ਕੀ ਗੱਲ ਉਦਾਸ ਕਿਓ ਬੇਠਾ ਏ
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Bhai ko Bhai Se Juda Kar Deti Hai

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Jo hona si oh tan ho gya

ਮੇਰੀ GF ਕਹਿੰਦੀ :-
Sorry _ ਹੁਣ _ ਮੈਨੂੰ _ ਭੁੱਲ _ ਜਾਈ _
London _ ਮੰਗ _ ਦਿੱਤੀ _ ਆ _
25 _ ਤਰੀਕ _ ਦਾ _ ਵਿਆਹ _ ਆ
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Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho

BF-Tum Mujhe kitna
pyar karti ho
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GF - Arz Maarti hu ...
Chaha Hai jise chahat se zyada
Samja Hai jise khud se zyada
Bharosa Hai jispe sabse zyada
Tu hi Hai Wo "HARAMZADA" :p :p
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Waiter Menu le ke aa

ਇੱਕ ਵਾਰ ਇੱਕ "Couple" restaurant" ਤੇ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਆ __
BF - ਕਿ ਲਏਗੀ ਬਿਲੋ ਖਾਣੇ ਚ'
GF - ਜਾਨੂ ਜੋ ਤੁਹਾਨੂ ਚੰਗਾ ਲੱਗੇ
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Aur Pappu pass ho gya

Ishq ke school mein
naya mahoul taiyar ho gaya,
Pappu ki GF se
puri class ko pyar ho gaya,
Bas tabhi se pappu udas ho gaya,
Puri class fail aur Pappu pass ho gaya!
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Sahab apni GF ke liye phool le lo

Phoolwala:  Sahab apni gf ke liye phool le lo..
Boy: Meri GF nahi hai..
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Phoolwala:  To mangetar ke liye le lo..
Boy: Meri mangetar nahi hai..
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Phoolwala: To biwi ke liye hi le lo..
Boy: Meri biwi bhi nahi hai..
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Darling Are You Free tonight

English na aane ka nuksaan.. :O
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Boyfriend apni Girlfrnd se: "Darling Are U Free tonight..???
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GF:" Haramkhor! Free ke bacche
Aaj se pehle kabhi paise liye hai tujhse... ??? :D :P
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