Flight Me #Pilot Ne Announce Kia :
'Hum Ek Ghante Me Land Karne Wale Hain."
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Fir Wo Mic Band Karna Bhool Gya Aur
Co-Pilot Se Bola :
Abb To Bas Ek Garam Chai Piyunga,
Fir Air Hostess Ki Pappi Lunga.
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Air Hostess Ye Sun Kar Mic Band
Karvane Ke Liye Bhaagi,
Aur 1 Bachche K Pair Me Fas Kar Gir Gayi.
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Bachcha Bola : 'Tujhe Badi Jaldi Hai Kamini.
Suna Nahi? Wo Pehle Chai Piyega..!!! xD :P

If Someone Throws #Stone Towards U.
Throw #Love towards Him....

But
If someone throw Love towards U.
Then sit for a while and think.....

Bcoz
Love #Hurts U More Than #Stone !!!!!!

Girl: I fell in #Love with him at second sight.
Friend: o_O How ?
Never heard of Love at second sight !!!
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Girl: At first sight, he was crossing the road
and on the second sight, he got into his #Audi..... ;) :D

Murgi Anda Deti Hai,
Aur Gaay Doodh Deti Hai,
To Aisa Kaunn Hai
Jo Doodh Bhi Deta Hai... Aur Anda Bhi Deta Hai?
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Dukandaar...... ha Ha Ha Ha.. :D

ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਤੂੰ ਤੁਰਕੇ ਕਿਉਂ ਆਇਆ ?
ਸਾਡੇ ਪਿੰਡ ਨੂੰ ਤਾਂ ਬੱਸਾਂ ਵੀ ਬਹੁਤ ਆਉਦੀਆ ,

ਮੈਂ ਕਿਹਾ ਚੰਦਰੀਏ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਰੱਬ ਨੀ ਯਾਦ
ਤੂੰ ਬੱਸਾਂ ਦੀ ਗੱਲ ਕਰਦੀ ਏ.... !!! :(