Girl: I fell in #Love with him at second sight.
Friend: o_O How ?
Never heard of Love at second sight !!!
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Girl: At first sight, he was crossing the road
and on the second sight, he got into his #Audi..... ;) :D
Ek Bar Ek Aadmi Ko Ek Bahut Badi Bimari Ho Gyi.
Doctor Ne Sare Test Karne Ke Baad Use "NAMAK" Khane Se Mna Kar Diya
Or Kaha Ki Agar tumne Galti Se Bhi "NAMAK" Kha Liya To Tumhari Maut Ho Jayegi.
Uss Din Se Wo Aur Uski Patni Poora Dhyan Rakhne Lge Ki Koi Galti Na Ho.
Par Achanak Ek Din Us Admi Ki Laash Bathroom Ke Andar Padi Mili.
Sab Hairaan The Ki Itni Sawdhani Ke Vabjood Aisa Kease Ho Gya.
Baad Mein "POST-MARTAM" Report Se Pta Chla Ki Uske "TOOTH-PASTE" Mein Namak Tha....
Kya Apke Tooth-paste Mein Bhi Namak Hai
Murgi Anda Deti Hai,
Aur Gaay Doodh Deti Hai,
To Aisa Kaunn Hai
Jo Doodh Bhi Deta Hai... Aur Anda Bhi Deta Hai?
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Dukandaar...... ha Ha Ha Ha.. :D
Arz Kiya Hai...
Ham Uske Liye Jee Rahe The,
Ham Uske Liye Mar Rahe The,
Ban Gaye The Uske Pyar Mein Ullu,
Itna Chah Kar Bhi Hame Kya Mila???
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"BABA JI KA THULLU" :D :P