Kya Aap Pareshan Hain ?
Dukhi Rehte Hain ?
Neend Nhi Aati ?
Kisi Kaam Me DIL Nhi Lagta ?

To.
To.
To.
Samajh Lo Ki
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Vitamin "She" Ki Kami Hai...!!! :D :P

Boys will be boys!!!
Boy : Kal main tumhare ghar gaya tha,
lagta hai ab hamari shaadi nahin hogi.
Girl : Kyun ?
Papa se mile the kya ?
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Boy : Nahin, tumhaari chhoti behen se mila tha.. :P :D

Jagjit Singh singing -
"Ye daulat bhi lelo,
ye shohrat bhi lelo... "
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Suddenly Pappu stands up & says-
Main to bahut pareshan hun, meri to aurat bhi lelo :D

The #WhatsApp Song:

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Tone: Tum Hi Ho (Aashiqui 2)
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Hum #offline ab reh nahi sakte
Tere bina kya #status mera (2)
Tujhse agar #BLOCK kabhi ho jaayenge,
To khud se hi ho jaayenge judaa.
Kyunki tum hi ho,
Ab tum hi ho,
#Zindagi ab tum hi ho,
#Status bhi, mera DP bhi,

Meri# Update bhi ab tum hi ho..
Tera mera Rishta hai kaisa,
Ik pal #offline gawara nahi,
Tere liye #Online hai rehete,
Tujh ko diya mera Waqt sabhi,
Koi lamha mera na ho #WhatsApp bina,
Har bing pe he naam tera.

Kyunki tum hi ho,
Ab tum hi ho,
#Zindagi ab tum hi ho,
‘Hmmmm’ bhi, mera ‘OK’ bhi,
‘LMAO’ ab tum hi ho.
Tumhi ho… Tumhi ho…

Tere liye #Online raha main
Tujh ko jo yun #WhatsApp diya hai
Tere ‘Last Seen’ ne mujhko sambhala
doosro ke msgs ko dil se nikala
Me jo #BLOCK bhi hua #WhatsApp pe yaha
#WeChat pe khada hu me wahaa…
Kyunki tum hi ho
Ab tum hi ho
#Zindagi ab tum hi ho..
‘OKEY’ bhi, mera ‘K’ bhi
Mera ‘OK’ bhi ab Tum hi ho..... (y)

What Kapil says:
Aur koi bhai bandhu
jo koi sawal puchna chahta ho..
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What Kapil means:
Aur koi bhai bandhu
jo koi apni beizzati karvana chahta ho... :D :P