Ladkiya nahi sudhregi...
Boy: Darling Hamare Pyar Ke Baare Mein
Kisi Ko Kuch Mat batana
.
Girl: Teri Behan Ko To Zarur Bataungi
.
Kamini Kehti Thi Koi
Kutta Hi Hoga Jo Tum Se
Pyar Karega..... :D :P

Hum Exams ke liye
itna padhte hein
.
.
itna yaad karte hein
.
itna likhte hein
.
itna paper waste karte hein
.
itna ink waste karte hein
.
Aur results mein hame kya milta hai
.
''BABA JI KA THULLU''  :D :P

#Boyfriend ne chupke se #GirlFriend ke purse se #Mobile nikala,
ye dekhne ke liye ke mera no. kis name se save hai,
Honey ya Darling !!! ;)
He was shoked 2 see the name!!
!
!
!
RECHARGE WALE BHAIYA...!!! :XD :P

What is #LOVE ?

In France: Is a Comedy
In England: Is Tragedy
In Italy: Is a Wounder
In Germany: Is a Drama
BuT

In India: National Game Hai
sab khelte hai...

At a dance party..

Boy: Will u dance with me ??
Girl: main bache ke saath nahi nachti..
.
.
Boy: So sorry..
Mujhe pata nahi tha aap pregnant hain... :P :D