Jhutha tha wo #Dost..?
Jo kehta tha #Jaan bhi maango to de denge.
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Aaj wo apni g.f. ko Jaan kehta hai
Aur maango to #Kamina gaaliya deta hai :P :D

Flight Me #Pilot Ne Announce Kia :
'Hum Ek Ghante Me Land Karne Wale Hain."
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Fir Wo Mic Band Karna Bhool Gya Aur
Co-Pilot Se Bola :
Abb To Bas Ek Garam Chai Piyunga,
Fir Air Hostess Ki Pappi Lunga.
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Air Hostess Ye Sun Kar Mic Band
Karvane Ke Liye Bhaagi,
Aur 1 Bachche K Pair Me Fas Kar Gir Gayi.
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Bachcha Bola : 'Tujhe Badi Jaldi Hai Kamini.
Suna Nahi? Wo Pehle Chai Piyega..!!! xD :P

For Boys: WAY 2 IMPRESS a GIRL

#Respect her,  #Honour her
#Love her, #Protect her, care 4 her

BUT
For Girls : HOW 2 IMPRESS A BOY
Just #Smile :)
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Sab khatm!
Ladka Barbad !!! :P

Dhoni is 32 yrs n wife Sakshi is 24 yrs..
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But still Dhoni says
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We were school friends.
Crazy fellow!
10th mein 1st std ki ladki ko line marta tha... P :D

Tere Bhul Jane Se
Kuch Bhi To NaHi Badla..
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Bas
Pehle Jaha #Dil Hota Tha
Vaha Abb #Dard Hota Hai .. :(