mujhe har khushi ne rula diya
yaad nahi karna chahte fir bhi yaad dila diya
hoke tumse juda ham ikk tanhai se mil gye
na chaha tha kabhi tumhe fir tum hame kyun mill gyi
koshish ki thi bahut bhulane ki
Yun tum mille fir achanak tumhari har baat yaad aa gyi

Girl: I fell in #Love with him at second sight.
Friend: o_O How ?
Never heard of Love at second sight !!!
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Girl: At first sight, he was crossing the road
and on the second sight, he got into his #Audi..... ;) :D

Ek Bar Ek Aadmi Ko Ek Bahut Badi Bimari Ho Gyi.
Doctor Ne Sare Test Karne Ke Baad Use "NAMAK" Khane Se Mna Kar Diya
Or Kaha Ki Agar tumne Galti Se Bhi "NAMAK" Kha Liya To Tumhari Maut Ho Jayegi.

Uss Din Se Wo Aur Uski Patni Poora Dhyan Rakhne Lge Ki Koi Galti Na Ho.
Par Achanak Ek Din Us Admi Ki Laash Bathroom Ke Andar Padi Mili.
Sab Hairaan The Ki Itni Sawdhani Ke Vabjood Aisa Kease Ho Gya.
Baad Mein "POST-MARTAM" Report Se Pta Chla Ki Uske "TOOTH-PASTE" Mein Namak Tha....
Kya Apke Tooth-paste Mein Bhi Namak Hai

Murgi Anda Deti Hai,
Aur Gaay Doodh Deti Hai,
To Aisa Kaunn Hai
Jo Doodh Bhi Deta Hai... Aur Anda Bhi Deta Hai?
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Dukandaar...... ha Ha Ha Ha.. :D

Dil pe dastak teri muskan ne kuch aise di,
pighal gya mom ki tarah tujhe niharte hi,
kahin ye teri khubsoorti hi to meri haar nahi,
par fir tera deedar kar lein kya main iska bhi hakdaar nahi...