When parents call me I dnt answer

When I call my parents and they don't answer
it's no big deal.
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But when they call me and I
don't answer its like World War 3 :P :DView Full

Guy on KBC call to his GirlFriend

On KBC:
A Guy got stuck on 1Crore Ques
He used PHONE-A-FRIEND #Lifeline and Call to his GF BigB: UR Tym Starts now......
Guy reads the Ques. & Options GF: mil gya TIME FON KRNE ka
MUJHE koi BAAT ni krni .... #huh :DView Full

Kinna Lucky hona oh Munda

ਕਿੰਨਾ #Lucky ਹੋਣਾ ਉਹ Munda
ਜਿਹੜਾ ਆਪਣੀ #GF ਤੋ ਇਹ ਸੁਣਦਾ ਹੋਵੇ
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Jaanu ਤੁਸੀ Phone Cut ਕਰੋ
ਮੈਂ Call ਕਰਦੀ ਆ :D xD :PView Full

He touched me because

He touched me
not because he wanted to get something form me...

But he touched me
because he wanted to know me more <3View Full

Na Layiye Lecture Haan Diye

ਨਾ ਲਾਈਏ #LECTURE ਹਾਣ ਦੀਏ,
ਸਾਡੀ #Attendance ਬੜੀ ਹੀ Short ਕੁੜੇ, ਕਦੇ ਕਦਾਈ #College ਵੜੀਏView Full

Police wale da munda fail ho gya

PoLice ਵਾਲਾ ਆਪਣੇ ਮੁੰਡੇ ਨੂੰ :-
ਤੇਰਾ ਅੱਜ ਤੋਂ ਖੇਡਣਾ ਬੰਦ , TV ਦੇਖਣਾ ਬੰਦ
ਕੰਜਰ ਪੜਦਾ ਹੀ ਨਹੀ. ਹਰ ਵਾਰ ਫੇਲ ਹੋ ਕੇ ਆ ਜਾਂਦਾ
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Think before you hate someone

Think Deep
We Love Ourself Even after doing many mistakes,

Then How Can
We hate others for their one mistake

Seems Strange But True
Think before you hate someone.View Full

Agar Aisi Apni Wife ho to

5'6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light ho,
Umar mein difference slight ho,
Thodi quiet ho, sadak pe sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bheed mein sab kahe side ho,View Full

Santa ne bank loan pe car li

Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li,
Loan nahi chuka paya to
bank wale car utha kar le gaye,
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Udas Santa-
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pehle pata hota to
shadi bhi loan leke karta :P :DView Full

BoyFriend won 10 crores in Lottery

#BoyFriend: pack UR bag #Sweetheart
I've won Rs.10 crores in a #Lottery
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GF: Wow!
Now #London ya #Switzerland?
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BF: Who Cares?
U just pack UR bag
& GET LOST... xD :PView Full