1 Ladki Jannat Mein Gayi
To Farishton Se Boli
.
Meri Shadi Kisi Molvi Se Hi Krayo
Farishta: Sabr Kar Le Bibi
Pehle Kisi Molvi Ko Jannat Mein Aane To De :D

GiRL : WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT?
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Boy : ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki
CAR dekh rahi ho?
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GiRL KHUSHi se : WOW
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.
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Boy : SAME COLOUR ki
NAiL-POLiSH tere Liye Laya hoon. :O :P :D

Sabse sweet dhamki ::

Jab chor chori karke bhaag raha tha

tab bacha jaag gaya aur bola

Mera school bag bhi le ja KaMINE
warna mummy ko jaga doonga... :D

Tujhe Khone ka Haunsla
Nahi Mujh Mein

Mere Haq Mein Dua karna...!!!

Ke Tujh Se Bichhadne se Pehle
Meri Sansein Mujh se Bichhad jayein...

An unmarried man wrote
his status on Facebook as:
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" Wanted Wife "
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2 Girls liked it
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And 140 men commented
" Meri Leja ".. :O ;) :P